Calendar

36 Reasons why you should never travel to Africa

  1. So some people like to believe Africa is some kind of special place. 
    Serengeti Africa sunset
  2. But those people are dreaming.

    Rainbow with elephant
  3. It’s not even mildly pretty.

    botswana-zebras-wading-through-water-01


  4. The sunsets are mediocre at best.

    Sunset party in Africa
  5. There’s absolutely nothing breathtaking to see here.

    Reunion_Island_Aerial_View
  6. No impressive landscapes.
    Lone_Oryx_Standing_On_Dune_Namibia
  7. And no remarkable animals.

    Gorilla in Africa
  8. You can’t even get that close to them, anyway.

    Elephant in front of two people at Old Mondoro Lodge (Photo by Marsel van Oosten)

    Photo Credit: Old Mondoro Lodge

  9. The birds are just OK.

    Eagles-in-Africa
  10. All the animals are basically the same.

    Lemur-in-madagascar-climbing-a-tree
  11. You call this a big cat? Oh Africa, please.

    Sabi-Sands-Misty-Morning-Lionjpg
  12. The trees are stupid.

    Madagascar_Baobab_Road
  13.  I mean Namibia is mostly sand. 
    Sossusvlei-National-Park-in-Namibia
  14. And Botswana is mostly water – suppose that’s expected in the world’s biggest inland delta though.

    mokoro trip in Botswana
  15. Victoria Falls might be the largest waterfall in the world, but who likes tons of cascading water in an exceptional setting? 
    Victoria-Falls-things-to-do
  16. And Kilimanjaro might be the biggest freestanding mountain in the world, but who wants that snow-covered giant as your backdrop?

    Elephant-In-Front-Mt-Kilimanjaro-Wide-Angle
  17. The Serengeti is way too big.

    Serengeti giraffe and wildebeest
  18. And those Indian Ocean islands are way too small.

    Island-in-the-Indian-Ocean
  19. But this one is too big.

    Aerial_View_Mauritius
  20. There is no history.

    Pyramids and Sphinx in Egypt - Sam valadi
  21. And no famous icons.

    nelson-mandela-African icon
  22. It has close to no traditions.

    Himba tribe in Namibia
  23. There’s never anything to do.

    Kenya-Great-Migration-Horse-Tourjpg
  24. You can’t even find a good place to eat.

    Mozambique-Azura-private-dinner-beach
  25. Let alone somewhere good for a drink.

    Sundowners-with-elephants-in-Botswana
  26. And stargazing is not even a thing.

    Stargazing-in-Africa
  27. The children aren’t even friendly.
    501457470

  28. The cities are nothing special.

    Cape-Town-beautiful
  29. The houses are dull.

    The_Bo_Kaap_Cape_Town
  30. And so are the roadsides.
    Ostriches in South Africa in forn of Canola
  31. Honestly, where is the thrill in this?
    Balloon_Safari_Wildebeest_Sunrise-Africa
  32. Or this?

    Great White Shark Breach near Cape Point
  33. Damn open fields.

    Maasai warrior walking in a field
  34. Told you those sunsets were mediocre.

    Giraffe-silhouette-in-Africa


  35. I’d rather watch a Friends re-run.

    Cheetah_In_Tree_Wide_Shot
  36. Seriously, why would anyone want to visit Africa?

    Elephants_walking_Grassland_Sunset


    OK, we joke. Obviously, you should come to Africa! Did you not see the photos above? If you’re thinking about it or would like to know more, just drop us a message and we’ll put you on the path to the wonderful places of Africa. 

Category : MEDIA.
« »

Comment: